Enquirer: Daniel Craig French kissed a dude (part 2)

By popular demand, I’m doing a follow-up on yesterday’s excellent Daniel Craig story. The Enquirer’s online article was too simple (although still very hot), just a story about how Daniel and his special man friend went into a gay bar in Venice, California and starting dancing, drinking and making out. Now that I’ve read the whole Enquirer article in the print edition, I just have to get into all of the steamy details. Note: my hot and steamy man-on-man fan fiction will be at the end of the post. Here’s the Enquirer’s full story:

007 hunk Daniel Craig shared a steamy kiss with a smoking-hot guy in the parking lot of a gay bar – leading patrons to wonder if the action star is bisexual!

Pulses raced when the 42-year-old “Casino Royale” star showed up at the Roosterfish bar in Venice, Calif., with a good-looking man on May 15.

After a few drinks, the two men hit the dance floor, and at the end of the night, they were spotted smooching outside, according to a stunned eyewitness. (The ENQUIRER contacted Craig’s rep about the kissing incident, but got no response.)

“It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he most certainly was making out with a guy,” a patron who observed the men in the parking lot told The Enquirer. “Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy’s head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!”

The source – who passed a polygraph test about his claims – said that when Craig realized he was being observed, “he immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it!”

Daniel has an 18-year-old daughter, Ella, from a four-year-marriage to Scottish actress Fiona Loudon. He has been with producer Satsuki Mitchell for four years, but he and his male pal blended into the crowd at the well-known gay watering hole, according to another eyewitness.

“When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene,” the other source told The Enquirer. Craig ordered a Ketel One vodka and soda, and left a $20 tip. And the actor’s friend soon got very touchy-feely with him, said the source.

“He rubbed Daniel’s leg and his shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn’t seem to mind,” the source said.

“At first, I thought Daniel might have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, ‘This is more than just two friends out for drinks,’” the source said.

When word spread that James Bond was in the bar, “people came up to Daniel to say hello and tell him they were big fans. He was very gracious and shook hands,” the source divulged.

“There have been celebrities in the bar before, but none as big as Daniel Craig. Seeing him on a date with another guy made it a night to remember.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

First: Did this sh-t really go down? I enjoyed yesterday’s story because I figured it was just some gay dude’s wishful thinking (and mine), but now I’m really wondering. Still, why are there no photos at all? Gay dudes love their gadgets. You know there would be photos of Daniel in the bar, at the very least.

Second, the fan-fiction: Daniel knew what Javi wanted as soon as Javi’s hands began climbing up his leg. Daniel felt flushed, he knew the heat was rising as his pants tightened. Javi wanted it all. Javi wanted an end to charade, the lies, Javi wanted all of him, all the time, everywhere, every way. Javi’s dark eyes never left Daniel’s face. He leaned in, taking his hand from Daniel’s thigh to his shoulder, brushing past Daniel’s nipple along the way. Daniel, throaty, needy: “I need to get out of here.” Javi, sad, hot: “Okay.” They make their way out of the bar, hearing the catcalls, ignoring the stares. Javi was preparing to say goodbye, this time for good. Before he could say a word, Daniel leans in, pushing him against the Porsche, taking Javi’s head in his hands. “Yes,” Daniel says, “This is what I want, you, forever.” Javi knows that Daniel is in control now. He leans in, their bodies pressed against each other fully. Both are hard, everywhere. Daniel pulls his hair back and kisses him… needy, searching, with tongue.

Try to work the rest of the day. I dare you.

Daniel in September 2002; in London on October 14, 2005; and promoting image from Casino Royale.

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